Lucky Us

If you have
Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep
U r richer than 75% of the entire world.

Self Appraisal

its just Awesome... Just read it....

A Little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”

Boy: “Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now.”

Woman: “I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting the lawn.”

Boy: (with more perseverance) “Lady, I’ll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.”

Woman: “No, thank you.”

With a smile on his face,

‎3 idiots ( Latest version )

This happened during Admin recruiting session for the FB page

Rancho - *Smiling*

Teacher- Aap Muskura kyu rahe hain?

Rancho - Bohot Dino se Admin banne ki iccha thi...aj Ban gaya hu..bohot maza aa raha hai

Teacher- Zada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat nai hai...Tell me What is a Post?

Rancho- Anything that is posted on Facebook..is Post Sir

Teacher- Can you Please elaborate?

Rancho- sir..jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai ,post hai sir...Ghumne...gye..photo daal diya! Post hai Sir
Match dekha Score daal diya! Post hai Sir ..Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me Comment ,ek second me like!
Comment-like.. comment-like

Highly disappointing situations

1. Ur Bst frnd weds ur lover :'(

2. A close friend avoiding
widout reason ;(

3. 10 mark question asked for
2 mark :(

4. Principal sitting near u on tour :(

5. Xtremly gud lukin guy/gal
crosing u wen u r wid ur mom/dad :(

6. Teachrs distributing ur test papers in front of your juniors :/

7. Frnd calling on b'day n not
wishing :@

8. Dear 1 suddenly stopped
msgng :O

9. Leaving dis post without commenting :(

Extramarital Affair

এক শহরে পরকীয়ার খুব চল। কমবেশী সবাই করছে। এরাই আবার চার্চে গিয়ে ফাদারের কাছে কনফেশন করে তারা কি করেছে। বৃদ্ধ ফাদার এইসব শুনতে শুনতে ক্লান্ত। এক রবিবারে তিনি সবাইকে বললেন আর কেউ যদি আমার কাছে পরকীয়ার কথা স্বীকার করে তবে এই শহর আমি ছাড়ছি। শহরের লোকজন আবার ফাদারকে খুবই পছন্দ করে। এরা ভাবল পরকীয়ার নতুন কোন শব্দ বা কোড ব্যবহার করতে হবে। শহরবাসী এরপর থেকে পরকীয়ার জন্য ব্যবহার করতে লাগল "আছাড়"।

" ফাদার!